ALLY McBEAL
Women shouldn't enjoy sex. Period. If God wanted that, He'd have given them penises.
RICHARD FISH, "Blowin' in the Wind" (2002)
Law and love are the same...romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.
ALLY McBEAL
Men are like gum...after you chew they lose their flavor.
ALLY McBEAL
People in this country are seduced by success! Fancy car, big house, beautiful woman. It's the American way.
RICHARD FISH, "Out in the Cold" (2000)
At the end of the day, life is just this big wall of reality that we all crash into.
GEORGIA THOMAS
Despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing...shopping.
LING WOO
Make enough money, and everything else will follow. Quote me. That's a Fishism.
RICHARD FISH, "Pilot" (1997)
We're women. We have a double standard to live up to.
ALLY McBEAL
If you don't like who you are, if you're truly unhappy with your life, it only means you're ready to have children.
RICHARD FISH, "Changes" (1997)
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