CLOUD DANCING, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (1993)
Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is.
FRANK BARONE, Everybody Loves Raymond (1996)
Rattlesnakes are God's creatures, too. Doesn't mean they're good for us.
JACK LANDRY, V, "Pilot" (2009)
The only thing better than a cow is a human. Unless you need milk...then you really need a cow!
DR. WALTER BISHOP, Fringe, "Pilot" (2008)
I read an article about Japanese scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jellyfish into other animals and I thought, "Hey, fish night lights!"
SHELDON COOPER, The Big Bang Theory, "The Luminous Fish Effect" (2007)
You know, in some cultures, donkeys are revered as the smartest of animals...especially us talking ones.
DONKEY, Shrek 2 (2004)
I don't understand. You eat fast food two, three times a week. It never occurred to you that animals are involved?
CARRIE HEFFERNAN, The King of Queens, "Offensive Fowl" (2007)
All animals kill. And the animals that don't kill are stupid ones, like cows and turtles and stuff.
KYLE BROFLOVSKI, South Park, "Chef Goes Nanners" (2000)
The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?... So I'm wonderin', do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like is the hippo goin', "Hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And, you know, the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!" And then there's a big coup in the zoo.
OZ, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "What's My Line?: Part 2" (1997)