WARDEN SAMUEL NORTON, The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
That is a very difficult thing to do, reading the Bible in one night. I myself have only done it three times. You need great determination and excellent light.
MRS. KIM, Gilmore Girls (2000)
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such...
HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons, "Lisa on Ice" (1994)
The Bible says to cast thy food upon the waters, but all I got was soggy bread.
NED FLANDERS, The Simpsons, "Home Away from Homer" (2005)
The Bible is a book. It's a good book, but it is not the only book.
HENRY DRUMMOND, Inherit the Wind (1960)
Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics...doesn't make sense.
RIVER TAM, Firefly, "Jaynestown" (2002)
You don't "fix" the Bible. It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith...it fixes you.
SHEPHERD BOOK, Firefly, "Jaynestown" (2000)
This Bible is the first book ever printed. It represents the dawn of the Age of Reason. As far as I'm concerned, the written word is mankind's greatest achievement.
JEREMY, The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
It's open to interpretation...it's the Bible.
RAY, Trailer Park Boys, "The Winds of Shit" (2005)
They should love the son no matter what the sin. Hey, that's good! I'm gonna start my own Bible!
JEANETTE, Prayers for Bobby (2009)
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