Cats Quotes
Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man...not to be trusted!

JENSEN, The Losers (2010)

Petting a cat has been scientifically proven to lower your blood pressure.


Aww, look at him, in his wee li'l boots! I mean, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly?

SHREK, Shrek 2 (2004)

Look, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? A little known cat secret. You know why we hate dogs? 'Cause we wanna be dogs! We have dog complexes!

MITTENS, Bolt (2008)

Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature. An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature. Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, a singular development of cat communications that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection for a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents, you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion, it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O, Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

LT. COMMANDER DATA, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Schisms" (1992)

Apparel for canine football fans is very common in Texas. Cats, however, refuse to wear apparel. My sister found that out the hard way.

SHELDON COOPER, The Big Bang Theory, "The Cornhusker Vortex" (2009)

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