Cheating Quotes
There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. It's not cheating if her name had two adjacent vowels. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code.

BARNEY STINSON, How I Met Your Mother, "No Tomorrow" (2008)

When guys cheat, it's because they need some hot action. But when girls cheat it's way worse, 'cause girls don't even like sex.

MICHAEL KELSO, That '70s Show (1998)

Never lie, steal, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

ALEX "HITCH" HITCHENS, Hitch (2005)

So with almost everyone cheating is it really cheating if you cheat?

RUSTY CARTWRIGHT, Greek, "Multiple Choice" (2007)

Someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.

CARRIE BRADSHAW, Sex and the City, "The Cheating Curve" (1999)

If you want to know if a man is cheating, you offer him two choices for dinner: one that's rich and fattening, and one that's light and sensible. If he picks the one that's calorie-packed, he doesn't mind turning into a bloated pig, which means he's happily married and you're in the clear. If he picks the diet plate, it means he's staying in shape for his main squeeze, and you should get yourself a lawyer who can sue the sweat off a racehorse.

ROZ DOYLE, Frasier, "An Affair to Forget" (1995)


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