NARRATOR, The God Who Wasn't There (2005)
Why do Christians take everything so personally with Christ, ya know? It's like not only do you have to worship him, you want everybody to. It's like, I like lobster. Do I go around pushing lobster on people? Do I say "You must like lobster. Eat lobster, it's good, it's good!" It's not only where you live, you go to Africa, you travel all over the world, "Eat lobster! Have some more lobster, it's good."
LARRY DAVID, Curb Your Enthusiasm, "The Baptism" (2001)
You have to admit, beliefs are odd. A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a f***ing cross?
BILL HICKS, Bill Hicks: Relentless (1992)
Christians always respond to the sound of a bell.
FATHER JOSEPH, La bataille de San Sebastian (1968)
These Christian groups...have no right to call themselves Christians, because they have no Christianity to them. They have no kindness, they have no compassion, they have no charity. I want Jesus to come back and say "That's not what I meant!"
MARGARET CHO, Margaret Cho: Assassin (2005)
I like being in the presence of Christianity. I understand why some women become nuns. Give themselves, their whole lives given...willingly. There's freedom in that.
IRINA, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, "Tarr Tells His Story" (1979)
Christianity is not a white man's religion and don't let anybody ever tell you that it's black or white. Christ belongs to all people. He belongs to this whole world.
BILLY GRAHAM, Billy Graham: God's Ambassador (2006)
Ask yourselves this question: "How is a person truly free until they can think and act for themselves?" God gave us free will so that we could choose His love. You see, He wanted us to understand our commitment. To be grown up about it. If you ask me, "Am I Christian?", I say to you, "If you strive to do good, then you're a Christian. If you don't seek to hurt or betray others, you're a Christian. If you're true to yourself and treat others as you'd have them treat you, you're a Christian." The more a person parades their Christianity for the benefit of others, the less I'm inclined to trust the Christianity they claim to bring. God tells us, "True faith is the freedom to choose truth." Now, how you express that, the way, the manner, the means at your disposal, these things are of no consequence--be you Christian or Atheist--unless in your heart you are true.
ROBERT MARSHALL, Driving Lessons (2006)
I can go into a playground of kids that don't know anything about Christianity, lead them to the Lord in a matter of...just no time at all. And just moments later they can be seeing visions and hearing the voice of God because they're so open. They are so usable in Christianity.
BECKY FISCHER, Jesus Camp (2006)
You see, we're all born sinful except for Jesus who was perfect, of course. And he was sent to save us. But how could he save us unless we're sinning? So we have to go on sinning in order to be saved and go to Heaven. That's how Christianity works. That's why it suits so many people.
CHARLIE McMANUS, Nuns on the Run (1990)
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