Chuck Quotes (2007-present)

Wise man always treats a stranger with respect, or he could be gazing on the face of an enemy.

TY BENNETT, "Chuck Versus the Sensei" (2008)

Twenty years in the business has taught me one sure thing: people...people let you down in the end.

JOHN CASEY, "Chuck Versus the Sensei" (2008)

"Death is the solution to all problems." It's a quote from my favorite poet and humanitarian, Joseph Stalin.

ALEXEI VOLKOFF, "Chuck Versus the Push Mix" (2011)

You know it can take seven minutes to strangle someone. I've gotten it to under 50 seconds.

JOHN CASEY, "Chuck Versus the Honeymooners" (2010)

The only thing I hate more than hippie and neo-liberal fascists and anarchists are the hypocrite fat cat suits they eventually grow up to become.

JOHN CASEY, "Chuck Versus the Honeymooners" (2010)

Our most valuable secrets have been sent to an idiot.

GENERAL DIANE BECKMAN, "Chuck Versus the Helicopter" (2007)

Tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before- to have intercourse with a beautiful woman.

MORGAN GRIMES, "Chuck Versus the Tango" (2007)

I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give me a chance here, man...let me be a fourth wheel for once. Or maybe I can be any other even number.

MORGAN GRIMES, "Chuck Versus the Wookie" (2007)

I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last and I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid!

JOHN CASEY, "Chuck Versus the Sandworm" (2007)

It wouldn't be an official Chuck Bartowski date if the girl didn't leave injured in some way.

CHUCK BARTOWSKI, "Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami" (2007)

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