RUSTY CARTWRIGHT, Greek, "Multiple Choice" (2007)
College is for ugly girls who can't get modeling contracts.
MICHAEL KELSO, That '70s Show, "Eric's Stash" (2000)
If I wanted to learn something, I wouldn't have gone to community college.
JEFF WINGER, Community, "Pilot" (2009)
College tuition: $40,000. Room and Board: $10,000. Puking and passing out on your parents' dime: Priceless.
DETECTIVE STELLA BONASERA, CSI: NY, "Hung Out to Dry" (2006)
College is just an intermission between high school and the rest of your life. Four years of having sex, making stupid mistakes, and experiencing stuff. It's a pit stop, not the second coming of the Messiah.
STELLA, Kaboom (2010)
There's a time and place for everything...it's called college!
CHEF, South Park, "Ike's Wee Wee" (1998)