I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?" And he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
BILL COSBY, Bill Cosby: Himself (1983)
We're not friends. You are my drug dealer. The only reason I know you is because I like the drugs you sell. If you didn't sell drugs, I would have no idea who you are and I wouldn't be here right now. I would be fantastic!
DALE DENTON, Pineapple Express (2008)
You can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs!
DR. HIBBERT, The Simpsons, "Weekend at Burnsies" (2002)
So, I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip and I start to fall. Just falling...ahh...ahh. I'll never forget the terror! When suddenly I realize: "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?" And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
HANSEL, Zoolander (2001)
Beauty of poppy contains sting of death.
CHARLIE CHAN, Charlie Chan in Shanghai (1935)
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