Your father, his idea of culture is an undershirt with sleeves.
MARIE BARONE, "Golf" (1997)
Hey Robert, don't look now, I think that woman is giving you the eye...wait, no, it's the finger.
RAY BARONE, "The Walk to the Door" (2000)
You're an idiot wrapped in a moron!
RAY BARONE, "Misery Loves Company" (2003)
God made man to sow his seed where he may. He made woman to limit the crop to one farmer.
FRANK BARONE, "The Can Opener" (1999)
When I was a teenager I wanted to write the Great American novel. But then I realized that I didn't even want to read the Great American Novel.
RAY BARONE, "Six Feet Under" (1998)
Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is.
It's nice to be important. But it's more important...to be nice.
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