RICK HUNTER, Hunter (1984)
I know everything about fatherhood. I don't know anything about being a dad.
JOHN DOE, John Doe, "Mind Games" (2002)
Okay, fine, I'll father your child. First you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription just so I can get through the foreplay.
GREGORY HOUSE, House M.D., "Whac-A-Mole" (2006)
It's fatherhood...not exile.
TOM PARIS, Star Trek: Voyager, "Lineage" (2001)
Something about fatherhood seems to regress the male psyche a few thousand years.
TOM PARIS, Star Trek: Voyager, "Friendship One" (2001)
I am losing my mind...I am not cut out to be a stay-at-home dad...I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer...fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into Candy Cane River!
MITCHELL PRITCHETT, Modern Family, "Benched" (2010)