STORM, X-Men (2000)
A flute with no holes is not a flute and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.
TY WEBB, Caddyshack (1980)
Three tomatoes are walking down the street: Poppa tomato, Momma tomato, and Baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and Poppa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him, says, "Ketchup!"
MIA WALLACE, Pulp Fiction (1994)
I've always held that the last words of mankind will not be the secret name of God, but "What is this knob for?"
SIR BENJAMIN DYCE, Moonbase 3 (1973)
I think marijuana makes people delusional. For one example, it makes Willie Nelson think he can act.
TOMMY GAVIN, Rescue Me, "David" (2009)