Government Quotes
Legal? Who cares! We're the government; we decide what's legal.

GARETH, A Perfect State (1997)

Our government has no integrity!

JACK BAUER, 24, "Day 5: 12:00 a.m.-1:00 a.m." (2006)

There's not much difference between a corrupt corporate government and organized crime.

DR. JACK HODGINS, Bones, "Two Bodies in the Lab" (2006)

I firmly believe in the necessity of military censorship but there is considerable danger to the democracy when in the guise of military censorship our government engages in political censorship.

WALTER CRONKITE, Cronkite Remembers (1997)

A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned.

SHEPHERD BOOK, Firefly, "War Stories" (2002)

Every day the government issues a new restriction, chipping, chipping away at a right guaranteed by the Constitution. It's a slippery slope...leading us inevitably towards chaos and anarchy.

QUICK-DRAW McGRAW, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, "Guitar Control" (2004)

I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.

LORELAI GILMORE, Gilmore Girls (2000)

Sometimes I wish the government would just ban itself!

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill, "Trans-Fascism" (2008)

Next week's Great Debate will be about government interference in broadcasting, and will be canceled mysteriously.

LUDOVIC, Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969)

I'm the government, I'm the government, I'm filled with bloats and perks. I'm the government, I'm the government, I'm the reason nothing works.

MIKE NELSON, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988)

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