Guns Quotes
It ain't loaded and cocked, it don't shoot.

ROOSTER COGBURN, True Grit (2010)

You see, it's a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die.

KID, The Quick and the Dead (1995)

The Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk, or you'll kill your feet.

KID, The Quick and the Dead (1995)

You know, sir, I do admire you and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid.


A gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or alligator.

HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons, "The Cartridge Family" (1997)

Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.

KRUSTY THE CLOWN, The Simpsons, "The Cartridge Family" (1997)

Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.

LENNY, The Simpsons, "The Cartridge Family" (1997)

If more guns make people safer, then America would be one of the safest countries in the world. It isn't. It's the opposite.

CANADIAN, Bowling for Columbine (2002)

You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? We need some bullet control. We need to control the bullets. I think all bullets should cost $5,000. You know why? If a bullet cost $5,000 there'd be no more innocent bystanders. Every time somebody get shot "Dang, you must of did somethin'! Shit, they put 50,000 dollars worth of bullets in his ass!" And people would think before they killed somebody if a bullet cost $5,000. "Man, I would blow your f---in' head off...if I could afford it! I'm a get me another job, I'm a start saving some money, then you a dead man!"

CHRIS ROCK, Bowling for Columibine (2002)

Man with gun like lightning - never strike twice in same place.

CHARLIE CHAN, Charlie Chan at the Race Track (1936)

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