LING WOO, Ally McBeal (1997)
I'd shoot the Bluebird of Happiness if it squawked as loud as you.
MARSHAL JIM CROWN, Cimarron Strip, "Knife in the Darkness" (1968)
Gold, gold! It may not buy happiness, but it can buy you a better state of misery, that's for sure!
COUNT DUCKULA, Count Duckula, "Ghostly Gold" (1989)
I think there comes a time when a man has to ask himself whether he wants a life of happiness or a life of meaning.
MR. LINDERMAN, Heroes, "Chapter Eighteen 'Parasite'" (2007)
There is no medicine like happiness. Except maybe laughter. Or rubber tubes shoved up your urethra.
DR. GREGORY HOUSE, House M.D., "Top Secret" (2007)
Men are nothing but speed bumps on the road to happiness.
MAXINE "MAX" FELICE SHAW, Living Single, "Judging by the Cover" (1993)
Happiness doesn't come cheap. Hell, if it did we would all be smiling.
DAN SCOTT, One Tree Hill, "Are You True?" (2003)
There is happiness for those who accept their fate. There is glory for those who defy their fate.
EDEL, Princess Tutu (2002)
I'm beating at happiness. I've beaten it into submission and bottled it for convenience. It's homeopathic.
ALFREDO ALDARISIO, Pushing Daisies, "The Fun in Funeral" (2007)
Happiness is a construct invented by the bourgeoisis for the purpose of stimulating the desire for material possessions and creating an unsustainable consumer economy.
DYLAN KRIEGER, Quarterlife, "Home Sweet Home" (2007)
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