DR. GREGORY HOUSE, "Moving the Chains" (2010)
Okay, fine, I'll father your child. First you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription just so I can get through the foreplay.
GREGORY HOUSE, "Whac-A-Mole" (2006)
Your marriage is like a broken toaster. Bread keeps popping up, and you keep calling it toast. Which is weird, because you put your bread in a lot of toasters, and apparently you don't see any difference. It's kinda fascinating.
DR. GREGORY HOUSE, "Adverse Events" (2008)
It's a good thing you failed at becoming a mom 'cause you suck at it!
DR. GREGORY HOUSE, "Finding Judas" (2006)
All this hate...it's toxic.
DR. ALLISON CAMERON, "Cursed" (2005)
In this universe effect follows cause. I've complained about it, but...
DR. GREGORY HOUSE, "Daddy's Boy" (2005)
Bad ideas don't indicate a lack of intelligence, they indicate...an open mind.
DR. GREGORY HOUSE, "Ugly" (2007)
Is he dancing or seizing?
DR. GREGORY HOUSE, "Games" (2007)
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