LUCY RICARDO, "Lucy Does a TV Commercial" (1952)
What could possibly happen to me?
LUCY RICARDO, "Lucy's Italian Movie" (1956)
Ever since we said "I do", there are so many things we don't.
LUCY RICARDO, "The Girls Want to Go to a Night Club" (1951)
I'm going to get rid of this fat if I have to chop it off with a cleaver.
LUCY RICARDO, "The Diet" (1951)
With all that champagne, even Ethel might look good.
FRED MERTZ, "The Girls Want to Go to a Night Club" (1951)
Fred wouldn't smolder if he backed into a blowtorch.
ETHEL MERTZ, "Lucy Meets Charles Boyer" (1956)
This whole thing is my fault. Something I said that started this whole mess..."I do".
RICKY RICARDO
I need a copy of the marriage license for Lucille MacGillicudy. What? M-A-C...ah...Gillicudy. Right. And Ricardo...Ricardo y Acha. Acha. Acha! Thank you, but I wasn't sneezing.
RICKY RICARDO, "The Marriage License" (1952)
I’m sticky over Ricky.
LUCY RICARDO, "The Marriage License" (1952)
All Fred's taste is in his mouth.
ETHEL MERTZ
He's put his foot down so many times, I feel like I'm married to a Cuban centipede.
LUCY RICARDO
