MELINDA GORDON, Ghost Whisperer, "The Crossing" (2005)
I don't even like kids. They always have jam on their hands. Even when there isn't any jam in the house, they get jam on their hands. I can't deal with jam hands.
LUKE DANES, Gilmore Girls (2000)
You know what happens when kids don't like you? They tie you to a chair. They brain you with a bat. They set fire to the house and blame it on the neighbors.
SOOKIE ST. JAMES, Gilmore Girls (2000)
We get bigger, we get taller, we get older. But, for the most part, we're still a bunch of kids, running around the playground, trying desperately to fit in.
DR. MEREDITH GREY, Grey's Anatomy, "Yesterday" (2006)
Three juice boxes for six kids? It's gonna be like Lord of the Flies out there!
WALT FINNERTY, Grounded For Life (2001)
I'm starting to get why parents lie to their kids...you know, you want 'em to believe that the worst thing out there is mixing Pop Rocks and Coke, protect them from the real evil. You want 'em going to bed feeling safe. That means lying to 'em...so be it.
DEAN WINCHESTER, Supernatural, "I Believe the Children Are Our Future" (2009)
Kids can be the most ruthless people in the world. They can just be supernaturally cruel.
TREVOR ADAMS, Bang Bang You're Dead (2002)
They're lovely kids, I've never seen a better argument for the pill!
DAN BARTLETT, Cancel My Reservation (1972)
Kids are cynical these days. It's hip.
WENDY, Firstborn (1984)
Look at him, the typical American father: kind, generous, patient, understanding. And as a result his daughters are typical American kids - spoiled rotten.
CHLOE BRASHER, For Love or Money (1963)
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