THE DOCTOR, Doctor Who, "The Long Game" (2005)
We've just done our kissing scene, and the director says, "Perfect. I've never seen better acting!" And the producer says, "Orlando, that was bloody brilliant!" And the whole cast applauds. And Keira says, "Oh, can we just do that kissing bit again?"
ORLANDO BLOOM, Extras, "Orlando Bloom" (2006)
I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
CHANDLER BING, Friends (1994)
Kissing a girl who smokes is like kissing an ash tray.
STEVEN "STEVE" HALE, Full House, "Fast Friends" (1993)
If you were in there, it wouldn't be a kissing booth...it would be a house of horrors, you ugly monster!
THELMA EVANS, Good Times (1974)
I'm just not real big on kissing guys. I mean, when my father wanted to show me affection he would just purposely miss when he threw bottles at my head.
DR. PERRY COX, Scrubs, "My Half-Acre" (2006)
See the way they're kissing your ass already? That's what happens when you're a boss.
DONALD TRUMP, The Apprentice (2004)
We tried kissing but the earth didn't move. I mean, any more than the 383 miles it was gonna move anyway.
LEONARD HOFSTADTER, The Big Bang Theory, "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary" (2007)
Oh, you're kissing, how lovely! Do you know how many germs there are in the human mouth?
QUEEN LILLIAN WHITE, The Charmings, "The Charming's Buy a Car" (1987)
I'm wondering how long we're going to keep on with this polite talking before we get down to serious kissing!
ROB PETRIE, The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961)
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