All these bad things don't happen to you because you have bad luck; they happen to you because you're a dumbass.
REGINALD "RED" FORMAN, That '70s Show, "Thanksgiving" (1998)
If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
GEORGE JETSON, The Jetsons (1962)
You can only be a jinx if you believe in luck.
JAROD, The Pretender (1996)
You make your own luck in life.
ANTHONY "TONY" SOPRANO, SR., The Sopranos, "Mr. & Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request" (2006)
You've got the luck of the Irish, without the dead liver and broken knuckles.
KEN "PAPA" TITUS, Titus, "Hot Streak" (2002)
It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person.
HERB TARLEK, WKRP in Cincinnati (1978)
Luck is preparation meets opportunity.
HENRY JONES, 44 Minutes: The North Hollywood Shoot-Out (2003)
You know what luck is? Luck is believing you're lucky, that's all...
STANLEY KOWALSKI, A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!
HARVEY "TWO FACE" DENT, Batman Forever (1995)
Look at the life rabbits lead...dogs, hunters, hasenpfeffer. These rabbit's feet never brought me any luck!
BUGS BUNNY, Bowery Bugs (1949)
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