I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.
The Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed...it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk, or you'll kill your feet.
Put a fox in the henhouse and you'll have chicken for dinner every time.
All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are, how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven't got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies!
I'm gonna kill you if I have to ride all the way to hell to do it.