LOKI, Dogma (1999)
When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.
SERENDIPITY, Dogma (1999)
Most religions believe that by crying, "Lord, Lord!" often enough, they can contrive to enter the kingdom of heaven. A flock of trained parrots could just as readily cry the same thing, with just as little chance of success.
GRANDIER, The Devils (1971)
Religion is supposed to comfort people, not scare them to death!
BERTRAM T. CATES, Inherit the Wind (1960)
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.
BILL MAHER, Religulous (2008)
I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.
HOSPITALLER, Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're gonna offend.
ED BLOOM, Big Fish (2003)
The framers of our Constitution believed that if the people were to be sovereign and belong to different religions at the same time then our official religion would have to be no religion at all. It was a bold experiment then, as it is now. It wasn't meant to make us comfortable, it was meant to make us free.
MATTHEW SANTOS, The West Wing, "Mr. Frost" (2005)
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