Sex Quotes
His eyes have made love to me all evening.


You get me up to full throttle and throw me into reverse. You can damage my engine!


Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.

DR. ALLISON CAMERON, House M.D., "Occam's Razor" (2004)

There's two things we get stupid for: money and sex.

DR. GREGORY HOUSE, House M.D., "Sex Kills" (2006)

Interesting... sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled on to that?

SHELDON COOPER, The Big Bang Theory, "The Gothowitz Deviation" (2009)

With you, sex is kinda like going on Space Mountain... it's a good ride, but there's never any real danger.

KANDI, Two and a Half Men, "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin" (2006)

Humans act upon a hierarchy of needs, and sex is very highly ranked. It's an anthropological inevitability.

DR. TEMPERANCE "BONES" BRENNAN, Bones, "The Truth in the Lye" (2006)

For me sex is a sport, like racquetball. You play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye!

DR. PERRY COX, Scrubs, "My Nightingale" (2002)

Sex should provide the opportunity for human connection... To me, sex without love is pointless. It makes you sad.

GIL GRISSOM, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, "Ending Happy" (2007)

The sex drive in the human animal is intense. How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings?

MR. WHITMORE, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Eggs" (1998)

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