Unemployment Quotes
It's the unemployment, we're very big on that in England. It's one of our few spectacular successes. We've managed to put more people out of work than any of our European counterparts.

WAYNE NORRIS, Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983)

Unemployment is such an incentive!

MR. DIAGORAS, Doctor Who, "Daleks in Manhattan" (2007)

The way I see things, it's everyone else that's lazy. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any jobs for the immigrants. The ones sitting at home, collecting unemployment, the lazy ones? It's not us.

FERNANDO SUCRE, Prison Break, "And Then There Were 7" (2005)

Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for Philosophy majors, useful people are starting to feel the pinch.

KENT BROCKMAN, The Simpsons, "$pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" (1993)

Go back to thieving, there's no unemployment for thieves.

BALILLA, Accattone (1961)

I don't understand why we didn't get any unemployment money, we've never even been employed. Doesn't that mean we should get more unemployment?

TANZIE MARCHETTA, Material Girls (2006)

The unemployment rate sky-rocketed to an all time high last month. Experts blame the job shortage on the rising popularity of waxed fruits. As a result, thousands of apples and pears have been canned.

DAN RADDISH, Meet the Raisins! (1988)

Unemployment is a dangerous occupation.

FATHER COLLINS, Ryan's Daughter (1970)

Many say that unemployment is the result of government mismanaging and underspending. Nothing can be further from the truth. We all know the real cause of unemployment...unemployment, in this country, is caused by pixies.

SIR MORTIMER CHRIS, Whoops Apocalypse (1986)

Having established the root cause of unemployment, we now need to come up with a job creation program. I have devised an idea that will create millions of new jobs within the first year of operation. Every week, five hundred working people jump off a cliff, thus creating five hundred new jobs.

SIR MORTIMER CHRIS, Whoops Apocalypse (1986)

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