Women Quotes
Allright, here's the story I'm getting, sicko. "You guys, I'm totally in love with this crazy hot chick...oh, wait a minute dudes, I think she just made soup out of my shoes". You know there are plenty of beautiful, sane women out there. Stop shopping at the crazy mall!.

P.J. FRANKLIN, My Boys, "Spring Training" (2009)

I have difficulty maintaining relationships with women, mostly because I mistreat them. You know, I lead 'em on, I bag 'em, tag 'em, kick 'em down the stairs and I blame it on my deep commitment to self-love. It's my Achilles'.

THE DEVIL, Reaper, "No Reaper Left Behind" (2009)

Emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack, I mean their self-loathing translates into... nevermind.

JACK DONAGHY, 30 Rock, "The One with the Cast of 'Night Court'" (2008)

It's what women are supposed to do: Get married, have kids, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.

SALLY SOLOMON, 3rd Rock from the Sun, "A Dick on One Knee" (1997)

Women. You can't live with them, and yet they're everywhere.

HARRY SOLOMON, 3rd Rock from the Sun, "Brains and Eggs" (1996)

There must be a moment, about a week after death, when all those women finally achieve the figure they desire.

EDDIE, Absolutely Fabulous, "Birthday" (1992)

Is this another sexual harassment thing? When are women going to realize that "no" is just another letter short of "now"?

PETER DRAGON, Action, "The Last Ride of the Elephant Princess" (1999)

Don't go blaming nothing on God that youse women brung on yourselves.

ARCHIE BUNKER, All in the Family (1971)

Women shouldn't enjoy sex. Period. If God wanted that, he'd have given them penises.

RICHARD FISH, Ally McBeal, "Blowin' in the Wind" (2002)

Men lie to get women into bed. Women lie to get men into matrimony. Those are the simple facts of life.

JOHN "THE BISCUIT" CAGE, Ally McBeal (1997)

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